The following song lyrics is a gift for both Screwattack, Brandon Yates and everyone who has been apart of the Death Battle team. Thank you very much for the many emotions, that your videos has introduced/re-introduced to us. Be blessed/safe!
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WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE 18+! PLEASE TURN BACK NOW IF YOU ARE NOT 18+! I do not own the copyrights to any of these characters. This was all done for speculation purposes only! ALL COPYRIGHTS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS! I OWN NOTHING!
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Intro: *Jack Cayman is done killing so many people to find a cure for COVID19. As he walks through the dark city, he notices that three other unknown figures are fighting for the same thing, because they have all been infected with COVID19 by Corona Chan*
Battle dialogue:
Jack Cayman: *is silent and waiting*
Gertrude: *pulls her axe off of somebodies head and coughs* Hey *censored due to many curse words* for brains! What the *censored* are you looking at!?
*Jack Cayman just stares at her as he smokes his cigar. Then Travis Touchdown comes by and throws an infected opponent at Jack Cayman, which crushes all of his cigars. Jack Cayman is extremely angry*
Travis Touchdown: Yo! You need to keep your eye on the prize *censored*
Jack Cayman: *grunts and tries to keep his composure* * a mysterious lady is in the shadows as she analyzes the mercenaries* *makes a phone call to her friend*
Cassie Hackman: *the call goes to voice mail as the background music begins* Hey. It's me. Listen. I just wanted to say that......I may or may not be home tonight. So... *she sharpens her knife* I just want you to know that I love you, be safe and if you see any slayers.....KILL THEM WITH NO SYMPATHY! *kisses* and hangs up.
Gertrude: *censored* We see you *censored* Come on out!
Cassie Hackman: *comes from out of the shadows*
Jack Cayman: *revs up his chainsaw*
Travis Touchdown: *looks at Jack Cayman* So you are the target I am looking for. I wasn't expecting a loli and *eyeballs Cassie Hack* a very devious woman.
Cassie Hack: *gives Travis Touchdown an unholy finger*
*The four mercenaries walk in a circle around the dead bodies and then a message from a speaker intercom interrupts them*
Deathwatch kid Announcer 1: Welcome back to another exciting episode of DEATH WATCH! *the announcers kids (who would have thought) say some pretty screwed up stuff that would make Youtube blush* So blaph blaph blaph. Whoever wins, gets the cure for COVID19. And I don't give a *censored* If we are recycling a storyline. Most of this world feels recycled, reduced and reused anyway. See what I did there?
Deathwatch kid Announcer 2: *The female announcer just rolls her eyes* Well? What are y'all waiting for!?
*song starts and the everyone starts to be suspicious*
*Use your own analyzations/speculations/research on how this fight will turn out*
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"Morality of Immorality Dealings"
By: Victor
Intro: *violins play in the background for a good 10 seconds. Then we get an electric guitar riff with some quarter notes/half notes*
Solo: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? ON REPEAT ON THE INSIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!? *death metal scream*
*instrumental for 12 seconds*
Born from dirt and blood.
We look above.
Never can be sanctified.
Impossible to be purified.
So many bodies.
We have nobody.
Our egos and our self proclaimed fame.
Will never keep this soul tame.
Chorus: You don't understand why I survived to the end. My childhood and memories have bend. Abuse and loss. Burned and toss. The morality of immorality is not yours to understand and lend. GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! SLASH! BURN! KILL! GO AWWWWWWAAAAAAAAY! ROT! EAT! FIT THE BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
*instrumental for 12 seconds*
My hollow choices.
Medicine can't stop the voices.
I know my ways are not the same as yours.
These tasks are a chore.
I will never adore.
Feelings are numb.
You are the one that lacks and are so dumb.
*go back to chorus*
*instrumental for 22 seconds with drums, bells and violin*
Reprise from "Soul" from MADWORLD
Soul Lyrics - Ox - Soundtrack Lyrics (stlyrics.com)
Somebody save my soul.
I'm about to lose all control.
I'm about to let GO!
Jesus come and save my soul.
I don't want to lose control.
But the world is testing me to flow.
Don't.....LET ME GO!!!
ANYBODY SAVE MY SOUL!
Been lost and I lost control.
But the world is getting worse as I count my doe.
I'M ABOUT TO LET GO
JESUS COME AND SAVE OUR SOUL!
I sinned and I lost control!
The world is testing me as I flow.
I need that OVER! FLOW!
Hook: I NEED THAT OVER FLOW! Woaaaaaaah! WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I need that OVER FLOW!
*instrumental for 12 seconds and then back to chorus*
I sinned again and lost control.
I sinned again and lost my soul.
I sinned again and lost my soul.
I sinned again and I am about to let....go.
*song ends as a winner is determined*
Victory quotes for chosen winners:
Jack Cayman: *smokes a cigar and shakes his head in disappointment*
Cassie Hack: *makes a phone call to her son and smiles* "Sweetie. I'm coming home. Let's go get something to eat." *looks back and leaves the bat behind to honor the dead mercenaries*
Travis Touchdown: *takes a selfie with the dead bodies and posts it on Instagram* All too easy. *sees that he got paid by his girlfriend that he is obsessed over* Waaaaaaay too easy.
Gertrude: *finds a dark magic book from Cassie Hack and smiles* I can finally go back to fairyland. *smiles grows even wider as she has devilish thoughts* You guys suck! Thanks for ruining my hair/clothes. Jerk offs! *gives them the finger and walks away*
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!!!!SPOILER ALERT!!!
There are actually multiple endings to this fight! Here are the endings!
A. Cassie Hack blows everyone up and smashes Travis Touchdown face in with her spiked bat. She grabs the vaccine and reunites with her son in her own dimension. However, COVID19 spreads and most people still die.
B. Jack Cayman kills everyone after a long hard thought battle and finishes off Cassie Hack in a brutal way. Jack Cayman takes the vaccine, destroys it, burns the whole town and rides off in his motorcycle. He gets a familiar phone call from an old friend and goes on about his day.
C. Travis Touchdown executes everyone first and then is almost killed by Gertrue. He looks at Cassie Hack, buries her body out of respect, gets the vaccine, takes it and watches as the whole city is being burned to the ground.
D. Gertrude uses magic to trap everyone in fairytail land and destroys the book! She also takes the vaccine, stabs Corona Chan and throws her in another verse where she can infect everyone in fairytail land. Thus destroying it! Gertrude then learns dark magic to make her own fairytail land and laughs in a sadistic but depressing way, as she realized what she has done.
E. (True Ending) Cassie Hack, Jack Cayman, Travis Touchdown and Gertrude are tired, worn out and equally matched. Cassie Hack gets a phone call from an old friend, who tells her that COVID19 is deadly and that there is NO CURE FOR IT! Angered by this, the mercenaries decide to work together to take down Corona Chan. But to no avail. Corona Chan kills everyone except Cassie Hack. Cassie Hack was able to outsmart Corona Chan and launch her into the sun. Cassie Hack pays respects to the mercenaries and goes back home to her son. Only to die days later due to refusing not receiving a vaccine on time.
F. (Bonus Ending) Everyone dies and Corona Chan infects multiple galaxies. Whoever (based on the poll results) wins, ends up being infected with COVID19 and is forced to retire from their mercenary job forever!
E. (Bonus Ending 2) Corona Chan keeps everyone in limbo, as the four mercenaries are stuck killing each other for her enjoyment forever. (They also have to meet with a psychologist every Tuesday. He is secretly trying to help them get out of their own hell without Corona Chan knowing what is going on.)
Moral: Just because you kill for a great purpose, doesn't mean that you won't end up feeling empty after your revenge/objectives have been completed. What you feel is right/wrong, may not always be what it seems. Our emotions are a humans dangerous weapon for peace/war.
Deuteronomy 32:35
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